I'm no Superman

Clearly.

I shall rip off an idea from a random blog:

Four Jobs I've Had

• Slacker at a small-town video store
• Fire-avoider (and occasional "Oh, shits, you mean your truck doesn't take diesel?"-er) at a gas station
• Discontented alphabetizer at Blockbuster
• Customer Relations and Sales Associate (read: retail slave) at EB Games

Four Movies I Can Watch Over and Over

• Raiders of the Lost Ark
• Jurassic Park
• Empire Strikes Back
• Dazed and Confused

Four Places I Have Lived

• Nobleton
• Brock Residence
• Thorold (Yeah!)
• St. Catharines

Four TV Shows I Love to Watch

• Scrubs
• Lonely Planet/Globe Trekker/Pilot Guides (depends on the carrier)
• Restaurant Makeover (Shit, I don't know)
• Futurama (Which, thankfully, is returning in 2007)

Four Places I have Been on Vacation (and would like to return to)

• Provence
• Paris
• Morocco
• Spain

Four of My Favourite Dishes

• My delicious grilled sandwich: stale baguette, olive oil, salami or dried ham, and love. Don't even attempt to create it, you can't.
• Any time Elaine makes anything (I know it sounds expected, but seriously, not bad for a caker. It tastes great, and I am also lazy.)
• Street meat in Toronto (fun fact: do NOT Google "street meat")
• Paella and pastis with my family in France

Four Favourite Drinks (I will narrow this to beer)

• Stella Artois
• Guinness
• Kronenbourg 1664
• Pretty much Sleeman's entire stock

Four Favourite Drinks (This one is liquor! HOORAY)

• 007's martini (dry vermouth/gin, shaken...)
• Pastis (cut with lots of water. Otherwise, she induces the vomiting quite rapidly)
• This crazy orange stuff my cousins make (one shot makes you warm, two knock you on your ass, likely due to the medicinal alcohol in it...)
• Grey Goose, straight (Stolichnaya will do in a pinch)

Four Websites I Visit Daily

• digg.com
• joystiq.com
• en.wikipedia.org
• various friends' blogs (which, admittedly, I do not read as much as they deserve...sorry)

Four Things I Should Be Doing Instead Of This

• Finding Elaine a birthday present (shit!)
• Dishes
• Sleeping
• Writing a proper post, rather than a cop-out list thing

I choose number three, and you get this.

Good night, children.

Moment of Zen: You got your love online, you think you're doin' fine, but you're just plugged into the wall.