I joined the Blogger Beta, you'll find some differences. The fact that this looks nothing like it used to is one. You're not allowed to edit the HTML yet, so I'm buggered in terms of making a title image, for now.
Also, I've switched over to the Blogger comments system, so any old comments don't really exist anymore. I might save a backup of them for kicks/blackmail.
I may post something for real later on.
Moment of Zen: I'm 'swell?' I'm large, bloated, and hefty? Does my being swell amuse you?