Abuse to the blog

I figure it's time I toss one of these in, it's like Jhonen Vasquez's Fillerbunny, but not. Beware, there's really shitty grammar in the questions.

TIME STARTED: 2:37 pm
FULL NAME: Dan somethingorother
BIRTHDAY: June 9th, 1984
STAR SIGN: Gemini
AGE: 19
WHAT R U LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?:`"Moonlight Drive" by the Doors
LAST THING U SAID: "No, piss off"
WHAT IS SITTIN NEXT TO U RIGHT NOW?: Nemu
LAST THING U ATE?: A muffin of some kind, not sure. There were raisins.
WHO DO U WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF UR LIFE WITH?: If it ends up being with myself, at least it's someone I like.
WHERE DO U WANT TO GO ON UR HONEYMOON?: Hell if I know
FIRST DAUGHTERS NAME? Rinoa or Arwen
FIRST SONS NAME? Not sure
MAKES U HAPPY?: The displeasure of others
HOW MANY BUDDIES ON UR LIST?: 83
WHAT DO U LIKE TO DO?: Lots of crap, many involving gaming, computers, and being a nuisance.
WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY? Came home, went to Ikea, then saw Van Helsing, then hit the pub.
WHO DID YOU LAST PHONE?: Kev, I think.
HEIGHT?: 5'8" I believe
WORST THING ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX?: Daft and judgmental come to mind.
IF U COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT UR SELF WHAT WOULD IT BE? Nothing, if I did I'd bring myself to the level of the MTV-generation.
SIBLINGS: 1
YOU EVER HATED ANY PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY?: Currently loathing an uncle
FAVORITE...
VEGETABLE: Peppers
CANDY: Coffee Crisp
M&MS?: Green ones
DRINK?: Non-alc: Tangerine Wavelength Fruitopia, coffee, coffee, sprite, coffee. Alc: Gin, JD, Alexander Keith's, Rickard's Red, etc.
MOVIES: Clerks, Mallrats, Almost Famous, Dazed and Confused, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, etc. for Quentin. Also, Jackie Chan's library of films is awesome. Then there're anime, HK cinema, and the like that I haven't mentioned.
TV SHOW: Ninja Turtles, Chappelle's show, Street Cents, Jeopardy!, Real World (guilty fucking pleasure)
JEWELLERY: I've got 2 pieces of bling
NUMBERS: 7, 13...yeah, original, eh?
MONTH?: August, at night.
NIGHT OR DAY?: night
SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES?: Happy. I'm a sissyshit.
FAV SAYING?: "Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate fuckers," and "don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining."
CAREER: Writer, journalist, traveller, vagabond, recluse, pirate
UNIVERSITY: Been there, done that.
HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? I dropped half a bottle of JD once, almost cried, but it didn't break.
DRANK ALCOHOL? More than I should
TAKEN DRUGS? Define drugs.
BROKEN THE LAW? Sure?
CHEATED ON TEST?: Heh, I love my watch.
SKINNY DIPPED?: Nope. Hate swimming.
PLAYED STRIP POKER: Nope.
PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE: In 3rd grade I probably did.
FLASHED SOMEONE?: No
MOONED SOMEONE: no
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT?: You could say that
RODE IN A POLICE CAR?: Nope
BEEN ON A PLANE? Yeah
COME CLOSE TO DYING?: Yeah
BEEN IN A SAUNA?: see above
BEEN IN A HOT TUB?: yeah
SWAM IN THE OCEAN? Yeah, it sucked.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE FOLLOWING...
SCARS? Remember kids, it's down the road, not across the street.
ABORTION?: Pro-choice.
COUNTRY MUSIC? Some is great, I have to say. I dig Irish tunes moreso though.
CLASSICAL? Been raised on it.
OPERAS? Les Miserables.
AMUSMENT PARKS: Biggest waste of fucking money.
WHAT IS............
THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU KNOW? Depends on the day
FAV. LUCK CHARM: Pass.
WORST SONG U EVER HEARD? Alexisonfire's entire career.
DO U SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL: Everyone did at one point
MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? My game collection
GOOD ACTOR/ACTRESS? Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Uma Thurman, Sam Jackson, Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Audrey Hepburn.....etc.
GOOD DANCER? MJ, Kevin
STORYTELLER: A.A. Milne
HAVE YOU EVER HAD...
CHICKEN POX: Yeah
COLD: yeah
STITCHES? yeah
BLOODY NOSE? nope
CANCER? No
SURGERY: yeah
HOSPITALISED? yeah
DO YOU......
ENJOY PARKS? Sure
WOULD YOU.....
EAT A LIVE HAMSTER FOR A MILLION DOLLARS? If treated properly, given vaccinations, all that, maybe.
GO TO A HANSON CONCERT IF YOU HAD A FREE TICKET?: With a can of chloroform, definitely.
GET ANYTHING PIERCED OTHER THAN YOUR EARS? Nope
KILL SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW FOR 15 BILLION DOLLAR? Potentially.
IF YOU WERE STUCK ON AN ISLAND, WHICH PERSON WOULD YOU WANT
WITH YOU?: I can't think of anyone that wouldn't irritate me to the point of going Jack/Piggy on them.
WHAT THREE THINGS WOULD YOU TAKE TO AN ISLAND WITH YOU?
Music, generator, box of game collection/systems
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE MOTTO? Do what you want, everyone else can take their preconceptions on life and shove it.
IF YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AND IT WOULD HURT THEM IF
THEY FOUND OUT, WOULD YOU TELL THEM? Stupid, stupid, stupid question.
DO U WANT PEOPLE TO REPLY? No.
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Berger, Zoso.....uh...yeah.
TIME FINISHED: 3:03



Current mood: feeling like I've been robbed of time.

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