Do NOT see Troy.
Unless you like movies that are made in this fashion:
-Take The Iliad
-Throw it in a paper shredder
-Get a mule to shit on the shreds
-burn the shreds
-take the shreds, put them in a film canister
-ship off to theatres
Arrgh. Way to take a classic and totally screw it up, Wolfgang. Go to the old age home, fiend.
Current mood: hateful